“#LastTimeIChecked, #hashtags were meant for Twitter - not Facebook. LoL's but iuse hashtags on facebook :))”
“Fancy a glass of wine? Great, me too! I think you'll get along just fine. Come over and like him up at The Wine... http://t.co/zSd9OCDA”
“Lovely Facebook Timeline Covers for Valentine’s day!: Why don't make your Facebook timeline cover really strikin... http://t.co/0DLsOqbD”
“Friday is here! We have Aunty Margarets Apricot Slice, White Chocolate & Raspberry Cheesecake and Peppermint... http://t.co/H55uzlxl”
“Facebook took all night to upload my video then failed. #firstworldpains NOT happy”
“HG weibo update (今天13:49 from the iPhone client )
28th birthday and received the blessing of many of my friends,... http://t.co/4oVOhb94”
“Very important msg for grls in dressing room do it first. Boys please tell to your sister's & lover & ur girl... http://t.co/IOKAkRlx”
“RT @DopestKidEver: Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.”
