“"idk who you think your are but you're no billy champagne" ummm bobby flay? Get out of here http://t.co/rGcYecXR”
“[Swindon Town FC] Di Canio wards off Bodin suitors:
PAOLO Di Canio has ruled out Billy Bodin leaving the club... http://t.co/AdOjckir”
“I just wanna fuck the shit out of her so she know its real”
“I miss my homeboys from freshman year! The ones who would help out when your drunk, not be all up in ya ear about some sex ish #ewwww”
“RT @FemaIeSecrets: Men always lose out on a good woman, because they're so use to dealing with sluts and don't know how to treat a real lady.”
“Need Stimulating conversation then hit me up (832)514 5846. Because I know how you feel. Text it im out.”
“I just got a huge selection of amazing 100% #free #samples and I only had to fill out a 40 second form get yours here - http://t.co/AQkbDIEm”
“Rrrghh you, puh-lease get the hell out of my mind?”
“Everybodys going out. Then I forever alone at home, nobody wants to go out with me ):”
“Out w/mom .. Mw3eni bl '39b *yawn*”
“RT @kthugonthetrack: "belly button orgy" is what this dude just screamed out at this party”
“shot out to OSAL n SGA fa the Hendo....hope everyone enjoyed themselves #TeamVUU”
“i'm down, down but definitely not out.”