“#Colombianadas ahora que recuerdo no se han quitado las luces de adorno de la navidad pasada, no solo pasa en mi casa @MarceLaALarcon ”
“@shibu_kt Twitter for nokia ennoru app undallo ... That app redirects to mobile web ..athanu ee @MalaMoOppan paranjath ..Alle ??”
“Diario amanezco paraguas, pero hoy hasta mi mamá se dio cuenta.”
“"Não há necessidade de se desculpar, eu não tenho tempo pra sentir pena..."”
“I'm getting addicted to Marvin's Room-Drake. I swear, if I get obsessed with Drake, I'm blaming ALL OF YOU TWITTER PEOPLE.”
“Coach K took twitter away from his duke kids....no wonder they winning games now lol”
“goodnight twitter haha #again”
“@TatiOlivv Agradeceria se pudesse passar um pouco pra mim. :'(”
“i wanna sleep, but i wanna stay on the internet... what to do”
“¿Qué dijo Dios cuando creo el primer negro?
ay ! puta se me quemo uno! ._.”